{"product_id":"the-goldfish-memory-copy","title":"The Loudmouth","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eFor the player who's still chirping down 8-2 in a casual backyard Hackees game. The one who dreams of driving a Lambo, or chronicling their 5am workout routine for all 290 of their followers. Our new bold, dare we say aggressive, neon yellow and pink colorway isn't for the faint of heart. Leave everything on the field with and celly like its your last goal ever with The Loudmouth, because there's a decent chance you won't be invited back to the next pickup game. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEach stick comes with an official \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eHackees lime green ball. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eHackees  are meant to be played together, we recommend getting at least a few sticks to get a game going! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHackees moves the pads off the player and onto our sticks. Our padded sticks allow you to check your opponent’s stick without handing out bloody knuckles from incidental body contact too. Hackees deliver a true pickup lax experience after school, in gym class or at the weekend BBQ. Hackees are the only lacrosse sticks with the rigidity and playability to mimic real gameplay, while also providing a padded exterior and semi-flexible shaft that helps protect offensive players from incidental contact. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHackees are designed to protect “backyard” players from incidental contact, and for attempting to defend dodges, not for completely punishing your opponents like you’re playing in the Final Four (we’re looking at you, older brothers). Designed with a balance of performance and protection in mind, playing a game of Hackees is not always 100% pain-free...it's still lacrosse. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ePlease visit our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/hackeeslax.com\/pages\/faqsafety\" title=\"Hackees Lacrosse Safety\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFAQs \u0026amp; Safety page\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003efor more information.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hackees Lacrosse","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48655327461625,"sku":"HAK-NEO","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0634\/2475\/8009\/files\/LoudMouth_trans_02fdd6c9-9bbc-4ba4-8ba6-33a75e8b7c18.png?v=1783696288","url":"https:\/\/hackeeslax.com\/products\/the-goldfish-memory-copy","provider":"Hackees Lacrosse","version":"1.0","type":"link"}